John Sabbath Osbourne = King of the Husbands
So, John and I rideshare to work, since I work in Roseville, MN and he works just outside of downtown Saint Paul. We were about 20 minutes into our drive, (I was half asleep), and he suddenly exclaims "SHIT!" I was instantly more awake, thinking there was some crisis, and I'm like "What??" He says: "I forgot my cell phone at home" I was a little surprised at his irritation, as its not like uses it for his job, and before I could respond, he said in a defeated tone, and sighed: "Now I can't text you and tell you I love you today" I melted on the spot. King of the Husbands folks.