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Oranges and Spiders, featuring Kim Roeker
My BFF Kim went to Florida again recently, (staying with the same friend of hers, with Lane) Here is our conversation via text the day she was coming home: Kim: I got you something! Me: Woohoo! Is it a shot glass? Kim: No. But I can get you that too Me: (laughing emoji) Kim : Ohh, look at what we got at the orange place (inserted bunch of pictures of bags of oranges) Me: So...you got oranges at the orange place? Kim : LOL, Yup Me: Wheeee! Living it up! Orang-a-vwee is orange in Russian Kim : Look at that spider Me: NO Kim : It's cute. On the orange Me: No spider anywhere is cute Kim: Did you see the video? Me: Of the orange? Kim: Yes Me: Are you filming oranges?? (laughing emoji) Kim: Just watch it Me: I'm dying with laughter here...ok ok. Its gross and creepy Kim: I brought the orange up to the desk and asked the girl what kind of spider is this? Me: No spider orange juice for me. Please tell me you didn't buy me a spider. Kim : She thought I was ask...
