My BFF Kim went to Florida again recently, (staying with the same friend of hers, with Lane)
Here is our conversation via text the day she was coming home:
Kim: I got you something!
Me: Woohoo! Is it a shot glass?
Kim: No. But I can get you that too
Me: (laughing emoji)
Kim: Ohh, look at what we got at the orange place
(inserted bunch of pictures of bags of oranges)
Me: So...you got oranges at the orange place?
Kim: LOL, Yup
Me: Wheeee! Living it up! Orang-a-vwee is orange in Russian
Kim: Look at that spider
Me: NO
Kim: It's cute. On the orange
Me: No spider anywhere is cute
Kim: Did you see the video?
Me: Of the orange?
Kim: Yes
Me: Are you filming oranges?? (laughing emoji)
Kim: Just watch it
Me: I'm dying with laughter here...ok ok.
Its gross and creepy
Kim: I brought the orange up to the desk and asked the girl what kind of spider is this?
Me: No spider orange juice for me. Please tell me you didn't buy me a spider.
Kim: She thought I was asking about the orange until she saw the spider. Grabbed her chest and
stepped back.
Me: I'd do that
Kim: OMG she said, that's a crab spider
Kim: Then it jumped off my hand
Me: Did she scream and run away?(shudder)
Kim: LOL
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