Oranges and Spiders, featuring Kim Roeker
My BFF Kim went to Florida again recently, (staying with the same friend of hers, with Lane)
Here is our conversation via text the day she was coming home:
Kim: I got you something!
Me: Woohoo! Is it a shot glass?
Kim: No. But I can get you that too
Me: (laughing emoji)
Kim: Ohh, look at what we got at the orange place
(inserted bunch of pictures of bags of oranges)
Me: So...you got oranges at the orange place?
Kim: LOL, Yup
Me: Wheeee! Living it up! Orang-a-vwee is orange in Russian
Kim: Look at that spider
Me: NO
Kim: It's cute. On the orange
Me: No spider anywhere is cute
Kim: Did you see the video?
Me: Of the orange?
Kim: Yes
Me: Are you filming oranges?? (laughing emoji)
Kim: Just watch it
Me: I'm dying with laughter here...ok ok.
Its gross and creepy
Kim: I brought the orange up to the desk and asked the girl what kind of spider is this?
Me: No spider orange juice for me. Please tell me you didn't buy me a spider.
Kim: She thought I was asking about the orange until she saw the spider. Grabbed her chest and
stepped back.
Me: I'd do that
Kim: OMG she said, that's a crab spider
Kim: Then it jumped off my hand
Me: Did she scream and run away?(shudder)
Kim: LOL
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