Dad

 Public Announcement from the Land of Osbourne:


Huge thanks to my dad for forcing me to get a job right after high school. Truly top-tier decision-making.


Because without that shove, I never would’ve met John —

aka the man my dad has disliked with Olympic consistency since day one.

So really, this whole storyline is on him.

Which is funny, considering we’re… you know… not exactly swapping holiday cards these days.


And meanwhile?

I’m deliriously happy with John. 😌


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