My BFF Kim went to Florida again recently, (staying with the same friend of hers, with Lane) Here is our conversation via text the day she was coming home: Kim: I got you something! Me: Woohoo! Is it a shot glass? Kim: No. But I can get you that too Me: (laughing emoji) Kim : Ohh, look at what we got at the orange place (inserted bunch of pictures of bags of oranges) Me: So...you got oranges at the orange place? Kim : LOL, Yup Me: Wheeee! Living it up! Orang-a-vwee is orange in Russian Kim : Look at that spider Me: NO Kim : It's cute. On the orange Me: No spider anywhere is cute Kim: Did you see the video? Me: Of the orange? Kim: Yes Me: Are you filming oranges?? (laughing emoji) Kim: Just watch it Me: I'm dying with laughter here...ok ok. Its gross and creepy Kim: I brought the orange up to the desk and asked the girl what kind of spider is this? Me: No spider orange juice for me. Please tell me you didn't buy me a spider. Kim : She thought I was ask...