As the Shower Turns

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Sometimes life delivers comedy when you least expect it.


The other night, I happened to glance over at the bathtub—and I lost it. There they were: John’s Swagger body wash and shampoo leaning in like two smooth operators, while my lemon-sage shampoo and conditioner clung to each other, looking utterly horrified.


I started giggling so hard I actually had to take a picture. And when I showed John? He saw it immediately, too. 😂


So naturally, I present to you the pilot episode of my new bathroom soap opera:




🎭 As the Shower Turns 🎭


Swagger Shampoo/Conditioner 2-in-1 (leaning in):

“Well hello, lemon drop. Why don’t you and I… rinse and repeat?”


Swagger Body Wash (smirking, arms crossed):

“Step aside, bro. I’ve got enough cedarwood swagger to freshen up this whole tub.”


Bliss Shampoo (clutching pearls, gasping):

“Excuse me?! We’re here for shine, not… shenanigans!”


Bliss Conditioner (whispering behind her twin):

“Don’t make eye contact… maybe they’ll go back to their corner…”


Shower Shelf (the weary narrator):

“Day after day, they stand together. But tonight… the tension bubbles over.”




Now I can’t stop laughing every time I look over there. Who knew bath products had such complicated love lives?


Stay tuned for Next Time on As the Shower Turns… 🫧


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