The Coffee Connoisseur

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This morning I learned something new about the strange little world we live in.

The other day I glanced down at my coffee and saw a bold little box elder bug literally taking a sip from my mug. I yelled at it, shooed it away, and went about my day.

Today… it happened again.

So naturally, curiosity took over.

I placed a tiny drop of coffee on a mirror and waited.

Sure enough, the little explorer wandered right up and inspected the drop like a tiny coffee sommelier.

For the record, I am not a fan of bugs. At all. I tolerate them.

However, box elder bugs are granted winter clemency in my office. They don’t really bother anyone, and if you look closely… they have surprisingly cute little feet.

Apparently they also enjoy a good cup of coffee.

Strange little world we live in.

— Land of Osbourne

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