Land of Osbourne

  Every Saturday and Sunday between 7 and 9 a.m., Bones plays on TV — and there I am, coffee in hand, sitting in front of the screen like it’s Saturday morning cartoons all over again. It’s become my grown-up version of childhood comfort — familiar voices, favorite episodes, and the perfect start to the weekend. I still smile every time that theme music starts. (Except the Hannah episodes… those I “accidentally” miss. 😏)

 

 

 

Sometimes nature slips through the cracks of the season— a reminder that beauty blooms when it feels like it, not when it’s told to. This single lilac stood tall against the blue, quietly defying the chill, a whisper from spring saying: “I’m still here.” 💜 — Land of Osbourne

 I had a post all ready to go with this image, but I think I will just let the picture speak for itself. 

  Sometimes life delivers comedy when you least expect it. The other night, I happened to glance over at the bathtub—and I lost it. There they were: John’s Swagger body wash and shampoo leaning in like two smooth operators, while my lemon-sage shampoo and conditioner clung to each other, looking utterly horrified. I started giggling so hard I actually had to take a picture. And when I showed John? He saw it immediately, too. 😂 So naturally, I present to you the pilot episode of my new bathroom soap opera: 🎭 As the Shower Turns 🎭 Swagger Shampoo/Conditioner 2-in-1 (leaning in): “Well hello, lemon drop. Why don’t you and I… rinse and repeat?” Swagger Body Wash (smirking, arms crossed): “Step aside, bro. I’ve got enough cedarwood swagger to freshen up this whole tub.” Bliss Shampoo (clutching pearls, gasping): “Excuse me?! We’re here for shine, not… shenanigans!” Bliss Conditioner (whispering behind her twin): “Don’t make eye contact… maybe they’ll go back to ...