Land of Osbourne

Before my husband and I moved into our first house (townhouse actually), we lived in an apartment in Blaine.   One day, we came across the startling revelation that our baby rainbow boa constrictor had escaped her aquarium. (insert extreme panic here)  We did a cursory search, and found nothing.  More panic.  Then, I sat down on the floor in front of where her aquarium was, and closed my eyes, and tried to "think like a snake".  If I were a snake, on the lam, where would I go first upon aquarium escape?  I looked around the room, and about 2' from where the aquarium is a heat vent along the baseboard of the wall. Hmm. Right by the corner where the two walls meet, was small opening, between the wall where the heat vent / pipe thing was.  Bingo.  If I were a snake, that would be the first place I'd go.  I got a flashlight and sure enough. There she was. (well shit) Prior to this discovery, we were getting rea...

So, I was talking to Kim, and mentioned that yesterday I had a cup of Aveda Comforting Tea and that it was great, I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed it, as I hadn't had it in a while.  Kim then asks me if she has given me a teapot yet ... (yet? is this some sort of friendship thing that happens between friends after a while? you give teapots to each other? began to wonder if I'd missed some milestone or something) I said no, I am a teapot free gal. Then she goes on to describe the 3 (yes 3) teapots that she has and went over the features and benefits of each, I was impressed, she could have sold a teapot to the Keurig peeps I was so impressed with her passion. I then asked her if it the teapot was short and stout? Kim responded: "No, its tall and handsome" Well damn!  I'm gonna get me a tall handsome teapot. Nice.  (will it look like David Boreanaz? Jensen Ackles? Luke Perry? Elvis Presley?)  Love ya Kimber!

So, I normally don't post about political stuff on my blog, but I just gotta get this off my chest.  Okay, here's the thing.  No one is going to agree on who is better or why.  Everyone is going to have their own opinion, and really, don't we all know that?  I mean, its not a radical concept is it?  So why do we have to shit all over each other for differing opinions? Can't we just support who we want to support, and may the best candidate win?  Does it really have any effect on the election if we are assholes to each other? NO! Believe what you want to believe, and let others do the same.  

Last year at this time, it was days away from me getting the news that my Ozzy had cancer.   My previous Boston Terrier, Katie, lived to be 13.  I assumed that I'd have at least that much time with Ozzy.  I lost my Ozzy 3 days after his 7th birthday. I feel I was cheated and didn't get a fair amount of time with him.  I still think of him not only daily, but more often.   Would John and I like another dog? Yes and no, for a variety of reasons, and this is going to sound absolutely childish, but if I can't have my Ozzy, I don't want another dog. I want Ozzy.  We didn't put up the Christmas tree this year, and we are not exchanging gifts. Partially because money is tight (thanks to the new hot water heater), and partially because without Ozzy, it feels pointless.  We did get some nice gifts for my in laws, and I pleased about that....

Greetings & Salutations! (anyone know which movie that particular greeting comes from?) Recently, we've had some rodent issues in the lower level of our house.  We initially discovered it because we have a series of cameras in our home that are triggered by motion.  One morning I was checking the alerts for the camera, and there was a few around 1:30am in our downstairs. Ok. I clicked on the video and damn was I surprised to see a mouse literally RIGHT in front of the camera.  Another time I was using the downstairs bathroom, and I happen to glance to the left to the hallway and saw a mouse run by.  Ok. Yep. Its time to get some traps. We got a bunch of sticky traps and traditional mouse traps and this week we've killed 6. SIX!! Funny, John inspected each kill and determined they were 3 different species of mouse. The other day he was taking a sticky trap with 2 mice on it outside to the trash, and the second the cold air hit the mice, they both started to wi...

So, John and I rideshare to work, since I work in Roseville, MN and he works just outside of downtown Saint Paul.   We were about 20 minutes into our drive, (I was half asleep), and he suddenly exclaims "SHIT!"  I was instantly more awake, thinking there was some crisis, and I'm like "What??" He says: "I forgot my cell phone at home" I was a little surprised at his irritation, as its not like uses it for his job, and before I could respond, he said in a defeated tone, and sighed: "Now I can't text you and tell you I love you today"  I melted on the spot.  King of the Husbands folks.